The Gallery Gazer Pillows

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

Larry's used art

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Misunderstood artist

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

bird interprets modern art

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Rise of Modern Art

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.