Glacier Gawker Mugs

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Emergency exit into Space

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

You are Here

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'