Garden Gawker Mugs

A king in an orchard

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Pumpkin patch

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Bird Torture.

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'That plant food really works!'

Okay, dig that one up!

Nature Lovers

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Barbecue

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Watering the garden gnome

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Are they fresh?'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Garden genomes.

'Some scout he is!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Dog on leash not able to reach tree