The Garden Guardian Mugs

Watering the garden gnome

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Dog in Daisys

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Monkey-artist

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'