Garden Gawker Pillows

A king in an orchard

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Pumpkin patch

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Rose Garden

Bird Torture.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Taking it easy

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

Okay, dig that one up!

Nature Lovers

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Barbecue

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Watering the garden gnome

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

'Are they fresh?'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Garden genomes.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."