Germ Gawker Pillows

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

The Return of the Germ

This might take a while

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'