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Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Hand sanitizer

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

This might take a while

The Return of the Germ

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.