Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."
Germ Gawker Gifts
Looking for a gift for your germ gawker? Whether they're a microbiology enthusiast or just curious about tiny life forms, our collection of witty and thought-provoking products captures their fascination with germs and microbes. From fun mugs to quirky prints, these items are sure to bring a smile while celebrating their unique interest in the invisible world.
Disease Management
Distance to avoid contagion
Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period
'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'
Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope
Comicron
Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."
How to win friends and Influenza People.
'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'
"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."
"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."
Hand sanitizer
'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'
"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."
'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'
The new global mantra flag for the future
How Grandma Sees the Remote
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.
'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.
This might take a while
The Return of the Germ
Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."
"I think I'm coming down with something."
"Your right.. It is waving back at us."
Bacterial Cultural Center
'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'
The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -
'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'
"Ever killed a man?"
'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'
'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'
Bacteria fame at last.
Germ Gawker Gifts Collection
Germ Gawker Mugs
Explore our range of germ gawker mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for microbiology enthusiasts who love a splash of science at breakfast.
Germ Gawker Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their space with germ gawker pillows—quirky designs that showcase their microbial fascination.
Germ Gawker Prints
Decorate their walls with germ gawker prints—artful and amusing designs for science lovers.
Germ Gawker T-Shirts
Find the perfect germ gawker t-shirt—witty designs that celebrate curiosity about the tiny microbial universe.