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'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Ah-Choo."

Microbe World

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

'One reason this condition is so hard to cure is that it's caused by one of the teeniest viruses.'

Covid

Domestic Superheroes!!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Disease Management

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Geek fairies

Do you have anything bigger?

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'