Germ Consciousness Guru T-Shirts

Celebrate health awareness with our germ-consciousness T-shirts. Fun, witty, and inspiring, these shirts promote good habits and make a statement about cleanliness and wellness.

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The New Promiscuous

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'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.' mockup

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

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Disease Management

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made' mockup

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

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Veggie Hall of Fame.

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"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome." mockup

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

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'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.' mockup

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

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'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.' mockup

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer." mockup

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

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"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like." mockup

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

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"Your right.. It is waving back at us." mockup

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

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'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?' mockup

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

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'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them' mockup

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

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'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!' mockup

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

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"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

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