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"Kung Flu Fighting."

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"Turns out hands are like soup. The more you wash the smaller they get."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

COVID 19

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Why not Google it?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Namaste."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

John Snow

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Savoy Dental Salon

Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'You missed a spot.'

Germ Home

Cleaning lady picking up weights

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Now wash your hands.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'