Germ-busting Guru Prints

"Kung Flu Fighting."

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"Turns out hands are like soup. The more you wash the smaller they get."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

COVID 19

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"This feels so familiar."

"Namaste."

"Now get out."

John Snow

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Savoy Dental Salon

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'You missed a spot.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Cleaning lady picking up weights

Germ Home

Now wash your hands.

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'