Germ-fighting Guru Prints

COVID 19

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Now get out."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"This feels so familiar."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

John Snow

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Medicine.

Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

Now wash your hands.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

Germ Home

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

Transmission of the Coronavirus

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Hygiene against coronavirus

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Mom's Cafe, Did you wash your hands?'

Hygiene the best vaccine

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

"Nice try, Mr. Gibbs, but Salmonella is not a player with the N.Y. Yankees."

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."