Germ-fighting Guru Gifts

COVID 19

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

John Snow

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

Medicine.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

Now wash your hands.

Germ Home

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

Transmission of the Coronavirus

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Hygiene against coronavirus

Mom's Cafe, Did you wash your hands?'

Hygiene the best vaccine

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"