Germ Expert Gifts

Swines

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Gesundheit.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

COVID 19

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"Now get out."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"