Germ Killer Extraordinaire Gifts

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

COVID 19

Hand sanitizer

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Now get out."

"This feels so familiar."

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'Put it under my microscope!'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Medicine.

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

Now wash your hands.

Tough Butterfly

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

Transmission of the Coronavirus

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