Germ-wary Warrior Prints

'Yes, but Mum says don't lent it to anyone. Sniff, sniff.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

COVID 19

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Protecting the green

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Handy chart

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

COVID-19 safty tips

Face Masks and Covid

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

Less lethal than feared

'Oh dear.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

An ounce of prevention . . . is better than down for the duration.