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"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Flu vaccine.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

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"I can't have anything that's a food."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Protecting Nature

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

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'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

Frank and Ernest's tips for travelers. When traveling makes you congested ... call rheum service. Sniff.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'