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"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Flu vaccine.

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

Protecting Nature

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Look - there's the first swallow of summer.'

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Sun cream factor 5000.

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'