Bad Breath Warrior Pillows

'Are you allergic to garlic.'

Flu vaccine.

Air freshener - pollution.

Fume detector

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Brush your teeth!

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'There you are - it works!'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

Asthma cats

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

'There was a what in your soup?'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'

Combating Zika

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Man eating 'after work mints'

'All clear!'

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

Ant Girl

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Ecological Mortar

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

'This one here, would be our most powerful mouthwash...'

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'