Bad Breath Buster Pillows

'This one here, would be our most powerful mouthwash...'

North Pole

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Car Emissions

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Stop smoking,instantly.

The Good Breathing Guide

Oil Spill

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

Human Tree

'Me…me…catch me!'

Brush your teeth!

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Warning.

Flowers of Pollution

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"Technically, it's not an island."

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

'He kicked me!'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

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