Bad Breath Buster Gifts

'This one here, would be our most powerful mouthwash...'

North Pole

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Car Emissions

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

The Good Breathing Guide

Stop smoking,instantly.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Oil Spill

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Monitoring the Air Quality

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Human Tree

'Me…me…catch me!'

Brush your teeth!

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Warning.

Flowers of Pollution

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"Technically, it's not an island."

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

'He kicked me!'

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

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