Bad Breath Warrior Gifts

'Are you allergic to garlic.'

Flu vaccine.

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Air freshener - pollution.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Fume detector

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'I stopped to smell the flowers. Where's my inhaler?'

Brush your teeth!

Asthma cats

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

'There you are - it works!'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'There was a what in your soup?'

Man eating 'after work mints'

'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.

Combating Zika

'All clear!'

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

Ant Girl

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

'This one here, would be our most powerful mouthwash...'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Ecological Mortar

'Mrs Golcz, put the gun down, Mr, Golcz put the toilet seat down and everybody stays healthy,'