Fresh Breath Fanatic Gifts

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

Brush your teeth!

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Walkers

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Elephant seeking fresh air

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Clean air.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

Organic Soldering.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

The sea salt here is so authentic.

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

Fresh milk - Self service

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Woman walking in the wind

"But, you don't understand, Your Honor. I'm the outdoors type."

Man eating 'after work mints'

Post Corona World

Walking Trip

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"Like the sign says, freshness guaranteed."