Breathe Enthusiast Gifts

Breathe in. One. Two. Three. Four. Hold it. One. Two. Three. How'd you like it? I'm not sure Yoga's for me. I flunked breathing.

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'Gesundheit.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'By god that man stinks!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Step aerobics

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

'How was aerobics class?'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"Gesundheit!"

Air Bill

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Brush your teeth!

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

Sneeze