Fresh Air Enthusiast Gifts

'This smoke is driving me crazy!'

Chilly baby.

Clean air.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

Elephant seeking fresh air

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Painting clouds

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"