Fresh Air Gifts

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Walkers

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Elephant seeking fresh air

Clean air.

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Ski-lift clothes line.

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Woman walking in the wind