Fresh Air Fan Gifts

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"The money's not very good, sir, but I get plenty of fresh air."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Good and bad air

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Walkers

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers: It!

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Fly Artist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.