Fresh Air Fan Gifts

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"The money's not very good, sir, but I get plenty of fresh air."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Good and bad air

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Walkers

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Say it with flowers: It!

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Fly Artist

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Caliologist

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Chilly baby.

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'