Fresh Air Fans Gifts

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Walkers

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

Caliologist

Bee in flight.

Chilly baby.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.