Cool Air Fan Gifts

I wish it was that easy for me to be "cool cat" - he just has to sit in front of the air conditioner.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Caliologist

Tortoise polishing his shell

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Winter olympics.

'Cold enough for you?'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

Old Man Winter