Climate Control Fan Gifts

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Caliologist

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Californians Abroad.

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Winter olympics.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Portion control in the Old West

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

'The ice machine's broken!!'