Climate Controller Gifts

'OK, we've had a request to turn up the air-conditioning. Any objections to that?'

'We need to reach an agreement on the thermostat settings! The cold people have declared war on the hot people!'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Hockey Season.

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

God's Kitchen

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

Slam!

Indoor sauna.

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"I'll stop global warming with ice cream."

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.