Climate Control Gifts

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Ms Klein, please turn down the air-conditioning.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Scarcity

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"