Climate Control Gifts

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Ms Klein, please turn down the air-conditioning.'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'I blame global warming!'

Global Warmer 2000.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Trump leaving