Climate Tracking Gifts

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The interested bystanders.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Hurricane damage to trees

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Propane Supply

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"What looked to be a surprise blue state surge turns out to have only been a precipitous rise in sea level."

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Minnesota Weather.

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

US Winter Weather Map.

Global Warming.

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"