Climate Tracking Gifts

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The interested bystanders.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Hurricane damage to trees

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Propane Supply

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

Minnesota Weather.

"What looked to be a surprise blue state surge turns out to have only been a precipitous rise in sea level."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

US Winter Weather Map.

Global Warming.

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

IPCC-Science