Temperature Trackers Gifts

Minnesota Weather.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

The interested bystanders.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Hipster Police Department

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Propane Supply

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

The last of the mullet.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Wall street bull and bear hug.

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."