Temperature Trends Watcher Gifts

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Captain in a storm

Natural Disasters

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"It's such a lovely day!"

The interested bystanders.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Man showing in the rain.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Giant Snowflake.