Temperature Trend Tracker Gifts

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The interested bystanders.

Studies show foods work miracles!

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"What are you doing?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."