Trend Tracker Gifts

Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn't see this one coming.

Three steps to turn around the economy.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I've learnt not to worry."

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

'As part of a new trend, financial bankruptcies have started to outpace moral bankruptcies.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Anything looming on the horizon?'

'Quiet! I want to hear what's trending.'

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

'Uh-oh! It's always bad news when they start the stock market report with an 'it's only money' advisory.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'We've gone viral!'

When the trendy bottoms out.

"Sir, while you were out the baby-doll dress came into fashion, went out of fashion, and came back with a vengeance."

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

'The Fed said interest rates will stay unchanged...but raising hemlines is a sure sign the economy is moving again.'

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'

'OMG! Why is 'trending' trending?'

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'It's all meme, meme, meme with you.'