Trend Tracker Prints

Had volumes of data at my fingertips and still didn't see this one coming.

Three steps to turn around the economy.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I've learnt not to worry."

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

Size 0, formerly known as Size 6.

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Anything looming on the horizon?'

'As part of a new trend, financial bankruptcies have started to outpace moral bankruptcies.'

"Sir, while you were out the baby-doll dress came into fashion, went out of fashion, and came back with a vengeance."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

'Miss Raleigh, I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?

'The Fed said interest rates will stay unchanged...but raising hemlines is a sure sign the economy is moving again.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Uh-oh! It's always bad news when they start the stock market report with an 'it's only money' advisory.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Quiet! I want to hear what's trending.'

Cuban economy.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

'I used to panic if any trend passed me by, but I now have a service which alerts me to everything.'

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'OMG! Why is 'trending' trending?'