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A Buck an Ear.

Sign on gate reads - 'Beware of the bull market.' 'Apparently some chap from the city bought it.'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Currently Boston

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Out of control

The Euro - R.I.P.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

Business Outlook

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

The Decline of the Euro.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'