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'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

Euro Bomb

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'The recession is over, again.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Which way up do you want it?"

Business Outlook

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

The Decline of the Euro.

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"