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"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Made in China

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'The recession is over, again.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Everything's gone up."

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Out of control

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Business Outlook

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Decline of the Euro.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"