Market Trends Observer Prints

"The stock market was down because more people wanted to sell stocks than buy them."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

The Euro - R.I.P.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The Decline of the Euro.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Yo-Yo Sales

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Irony: Then and Now

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

Bought GE stock at its high.

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

The Stock Market

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

'They make you feel insignificant, don't they?'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'