Temperature Trends Watcher T-Shirts

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Captain in a storm

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Natural Disasters

The interested bystanders.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Man showing in the rain.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Giant Snowflake.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"