Temperature Talker Gifts

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

The interested bystanders.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Minnesota Weather.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'That was some storm, last night.'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Showering in winter.

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."