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"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

The interested bystanders.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Minnesota Weather.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'That was some storm, last night.'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Showering in winter.

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."