Temperature Talker Mugs

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

The interested bystanders.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Minnesota Weather.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Showering in winter.

'That was some storm, last night.'

No caption. (Turtle uses its shell as an umbrella.)

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Global Temperatures graph on fire.

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

'Word on the street says the cold easterly wind will ease tonight.'

"So. . . what's cookin'?"

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."