The Temperature Taker Gifts

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

"Feel free to take notes."

Exam

The interested bystanders.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'The penguin is upset...'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Minnesota Weather.