Test Taker Gifts

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'We prefer to call this test 'multiple choice,' not 'multiple guess.''

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Bigger Brain

'My S.A.T. scores were too low? That's it?'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Are you ready for your big test tomorrow?"

'Aptitude Testing Center.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

To discourage cheating, SAT organizers announced that undercover agents would be present to put down wrong answers.'

"After careful consideration I've decided the answer is correct... but you'll have to change the question."

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Exams

'I hate pulling an all-nighter before a test.'

"Is that Baldo's 'scary Halloween' face?"

"How was your test?"

"Good news, Dad. Remember when you said you'd give me $50 if I got an 'A' on my algebra test?"

"I have my mother's eyes...my dad's nose...Abuelito's hair...and my great aunt's teeth. Just my luck to be stuck with my own brain."

"Mom keeps telling me to save for a rainy day ... well, I think mine is here."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Who says you can't change history?"

"If I fail, will I be able to re-sit?"

Exam