Test-taking Tactician Gifts

You did well right up to the end.

Examiners.

'You shouldn't have given me that antihistamine.'

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Good luck with all the revision...

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

The Jose Padilla Experience

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."