Test-taking Tactician Gifts

You did well right up to the end.

Examiners.

'You shouldn't have given me that antihistamine.'

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."